2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium A

TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE THE MILLENNIUM5. No one knows how to spell it4. There will be a Rolling Stones Millennium Tour3. Your new computer program may be Curtains 20002. As a kid you figured out how ancient you'd be in the year 2000. Now you are.1. There are only 999 years left till Y3KHave you had it with Millennium hype? Would you like to exterminate all talk of the Y2K bug? Here's the antidote!2000 Reasons to Hate the Millenniumis your guide to surviving the marketing madness surrounding the year you-know-what.Here is advice on such millennial topics as:How to give birth to the first baby of the MillenniumWhere NOT to be Millennium Eve2000 products to expect and avoidThe Worst Awards: worst books, movies, fashions, and media stories of the last 2000 years2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium-- Don't Leave This Millennium Without It!

Josh Freed is a Montreal Gazette columnist and filmmaker, and the author of five books. He has won the Stephen Leacock Award for Humor and two national newspaper awards, including Best Canadian Columnist of 1998.

Why 2K?	p. 11
Introduction
Things we thought would last 2000 years that didn't
Immortal quotes of the last Millennium that weren't
2K or Not 2K?	p. 19
Where not to celebrate the Millennium
When not to celebrate the Millennium
How you can avoid the whole thing
The Y2K-Mart	p. 37
How to make a million off the Millennium
2000 products to expect and avoid
Y Not U2?	p. 47
Inner messiah Tours
The missing messiah
How to have the first Millennium baby
Y Dug Me?	p. 61
The Millennium Bug: An Exterminator's Guide
The Y2K Armageddon Survival Guide
Y1K	p. 71
A brief history of the last 1000 years
What about the Y1K bug?
Surprising inventions of the last Millennium
What's 1000 years?
The Yukkies	p. 83
Awards for 2000 years of bad books, bad songs, bad films, bad fashions and bad inventions
I'm Ok, You're 2K	p. 103
A guide to sex, culture, pets, space travel and other millitrends of the next 1000 years
Y2Night!	p. 127
2000 ways to have a memorable moment on Millennium Eve
Preparing Your Last Supper
Millennium Eve TV listings
How to be the first death of the Millennium
Y3K	p. 145
A survival guide to the next 10 centuries
What to pack, where to stay, how to get there
Planning for a crowded planet
Predictions for the new Millennium
Doom!	p. 159
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