Bad Dad Jokes Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They Are

A quality collection of over 1,000 really terrible Dad jokes, the perfect Father's Day gift.

What do you call a decomposing whale?

Mouldy Dick.

How does a rabbit get dry after a storm?

He borrows a hare dryer.

Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned!

Ian Allen recently withdrew from the human race after being lapped for the third time by his children, and is now a professional Dad. He isn't anywhere near as funny as he thinks he is. His books of other people's jokes, however, have been known to provoke the odd chuckle. He is the author of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes, The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes 2, Dad Dancing, and Dad Disasters.