Blunt Offerings : Select Irreverentia from the Cartoonist's Columns
, by Addis, Don G.; Moorhead, JimNote: Supplemental materials are not guaranteed with Rental or Used book purchases.
- ISBN: 9780595200474 | 0595200478
- Cover: Paperback
- Copyright: 10/1/2001
Foreword | p. xi |
The Sleaze Factor in Refrigeration | p. 1 |
The Village Smithy Lives One Floor Up | p. 3 |
A Collection of Clustered Creatures | p. 6 |
It's Time To Tackle the Tough Questions | p. 8 |
Could the Bucs Beat the Apopka Tops? | p. 11 |
Keep It Short, Will Ya, Buddy...? | p. 14 |
Great Pickup Lines by the Wizard of Woo | p. 17 |
Hey, Mistakes Can Happen--on the Ground and in the Air | p. 20 |
We're Just Nuts About Guns | p. 23 |
Hanging Around the Family Tree | p. 26 |
Hup, Hup, Hooray | p. 29 |
Boots Weren't Made To Toe the Line | p. 31 |
Bungling Bandidos Only Stole Laughter | p. 34 |
Palm Beach Reveals How the Rich Are Different | p. 36 |
Marketing For the Macho Man | p. 39 |
Gadgetry Certain To Complicate Life | p. 42 |
Holiday Greetings Bring Percussions | p. 44 |
Battle of the Bulge Fought at the Beach | p. 46 |
Jewel of an Offer Less Than Genuine | p. 49 |
A Flip Plea Flops in the Courthouse | p. 51 |
These Words Need a Backward Glance | p. 52 |
Spoils of Victory Are Whine, Roses | p. 55 |
Spoonfed Concepts Disorient Chinese | p. 58 |
Science According to the Creationists | p. 61 |
Contest Produced Pun-ishing Results | p. 64 |
Take Our Gus, Please... | p. 66 |
The Simple Man's Guide to Politics | p. 68 |
Tiptoeing Through Mind Fields | p. 71 |
Let 'Em Play That on Their Vulcan Victrola | p. 74 |
According to Reliable Placemats, This Is the Year of the Rat | p. 77 |
Language Abuse? It All Depends on Who Is Making the Rules | p. 80 |
Say, Did You Hear the One About the Welshman...? | p. 84 |
The Unburning Issues | p. 87 |
Those English Are Oh So Civilized | p. 89 |
The Name Game | p. 92 |
The Subversive Soliloquy | p. 95 |
Classics I: Love That Lear | p. 97 |
Visualize Hurled Peas | p. 99 |
The Line Forms on the Right | p. 101 |
The Pooch From Outer Space | p. 103 |
Near Misses | p. 106 |
My Green Thumb | p. 109 |
You're Nobody Till "Nobody" Rejects You | p. 112 |
Conversation Pieces | p. 115 |
The Folly of a Forced Pledge of Allegiance | p. 118 |
Let's "Caerphilly" Consider the Science | p. 121 |
A Case of Naked Bigotry | p. 122 |
My Kind of Town, St. Pete Is | p. 123 |
Okay, "Nobodies," Now It's Your Turn | p. 126 |
The Accent's on Strange | p. 129 |
And About Those Simian Shoppers | p. 131 |
Life Is a Bowl of Cherry Bombs | p. 133 |
Love Letters From the Fans | p. 136 |
Move Over, Murphy, Addis Is Here | p. 139 |
Supermarket Tabloids Seem To Specialize in the "Stupornatural" | p. 142 |
Sanctuaries, But Not for the Birds | p. 145 |
Now That's Going Just Too Far | p. 147 |
Now There's Harm in Looking | p. 149 |
Two Fugitives and an Odd Bun | p. 152 |
What Did I Know? | p. 155 |
Holy Bible Lite, Anyone? | p. 158 |
Real Men Don't Eat Kwitchy | p. 161 |
Chocolate: My Drug of Choice | p. 164 |
Sports Scribes Defined | p. 167 |
Can't Fine Dead People, or Can You? | p. 170 |
So What's With Those Oxymorons and Pleonasms? | p. 173 |
Resident Prophet Guarantees Results | p. 176 |
The Genesis of Origins | p. 179 |
I Mean, Like, Ya Know... | p. 183 |
Now It's Easy To Vent Your Spleen | p. 187 |
Welcome to the Bad New Days | p. 190 |
Twenty Years in a Cage Make Colossus a Dull Gorilla | p. 193 |
Then, Too, Pasteur Was a Dairy Farmer | p. 196 |
Let's Get Small, One More Time | p. 198 |
Odd Excuses For Being Stood Up | p. 201 |
Simple Excuses For Simpletons | p. 204 |
Rudeness as a State of Art | p. 207 |
Even Without Glasses, I Can Read Signs of Old Age | p. 209 |
Here He Is, One Mild and Lazy Guy! | p. 212 |
An Old Inquiry Branches Out | p. 215 |
The Pushy Shall Inherit the Porch | p. 218 |
Desperate and Dateless | p. 221 |
Within This Handy Verse, a Lot of Poetic Ground You'll Traverse | p. 224 |
Blow Is Struck For Flat-Earth Theorists | p. 228 |
We Can Thank Our Lucky Stars | p. 231 |
Ma Bell Always Liked You Best | p. 234 |
A Backside Boondoggle | p. 237 |
Shipping Gator Aid to the Big Apple | p. 239 |
Brief Observations | p. 241 |
Underheard | p. 262 |
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