Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies And Other Warped and Creepy Tales

Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies is the seventh collection of scary short stories for middle grade readers by acclaimed author David Lubar.

A boy and his family narrowly escape a zombie apocalypse—or do they? A girl neglects her cat's litter box and finds herself in a heap of trouble. And a group of clicking, scrolling, tapping wireless weenies find themselves on the edge of disaster.

Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where the author got the idea for each story at the end of the book.

Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!

DAVID LUBAR created a sensation with his debut novel, Hidden Talents, an ALA Best Book for Young Adults. He is also the author of the Nathan Abercrombie series, True Talents, Flip, and the Weenies short story collections. He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania.

Table of Contents

After the Apocalypse

Dead Meat

My New Hat

Fabrications

Plague Your Eyes

Control Issues

Mr. Chompywomp

Flesh Drive

Gothic Horror

In a Class by Himself

The Dumpster Doll

M.U.B.

Sympathy Pains

Rough Road

No Thanks

Coffin Fits

Walnuts

A Litter Bit of Trouble

Moving Stairs

Matters of Fax

Casting Magic

Swim Safety

Drawn that Way

Smart Phones

Shell Shocked

Feed the Kitty

Mummy Chase

Being Green

First Contact

Bark Like a Duck

The Rarest of Monsters

Choose Your Own Misadventure

Killer ID

A Word or Two About These Stories

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