The Geeks' Guide to World Domination Be Afraid, Beautiful People

TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT. Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood,geeksrule the world. Finally, here's the book no self-respecting geek can live withouta guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain. In short, dear geek, here you'll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience oftotal world domination. becomea sudoku god brewyour own beer builda laser beam classifyall living things cloneyour pet exorcisedemons findthe world's best corn mazes graspthe theory of relativity have sexon Second Life injurea fish jointhe Knights Templar kick asswith sweet martial-arts moves learnludicrous emoticons masterthe Ocarina of Time pimpyour cubicle programa remote control quoteHe-Man and Che Guevara solvefiendish logic puzzles touchCarl Sagan unmaskLinus Torvalds visitBeaver Lick, Kentucky winbar bets writeyour name in Elvish Join us or die, you will. Begun, the Geek Wars have From the Trade Paperback edition.

GARTH SUNDEM is the bestselling author of Geek Logik: 50 Foolproof Equations for Everyday Life. He and his wife live in California with their two kids and a large Labrador.