Get Out! I'm Trying to F**k Your Mother

After the twelfth straight year of being unable to get through an entire night alone with his wife in their bed, the author decided to find an outlet for his frustration. BACK TO BED! is a hilarious, illustrated, inner monologue about one father's ongoing, nightly struggle to try to have sex with his wife as one child after another thwarts his efforts or destroys the mood. Fortunately, this Dad has one hell of a sense of humor. And sadly, his tale is universal.

Jon Stone is the pseudonym for a television and theater writer and father of four. He hasn't seen his wife naked in over a decade. Michel Rouseau, also a pseudonym is a widely published children's book illustrator. Both fathers would prefer that their children not find this book while googling their dads' names.