Haul A** and Turn Left The Wit and Wisdom of NASCAR

To NASCAR fans, the most heroic men on the planet drive hundreds of miles in a circle, stop for oil changes during work, and celebrate by dousing themselves with the sports drink of their choice (or their sponsors choice). Now, the most hilarious witticisms from some of the most recklessand belovedathletes on the planet are collected in one volume. Including: Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us. (Jeff Gordon, on the difference between NASCAR fans and NBA fans) I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal. (Kyle Petty, on why he took up racing) You know why NASCAR fans give Jeff Gordon a hard time? Because Jeff Gordon is the only driver who enunciates. (Jeff Foxworthy) And more! With great illustrations and never-before-seen quotes from some of NASCARs most charismatic drivers and entertainers, HAUL A** AND TURN LEFT will be to NASCAR what Chicken Soup for the Soul is to chicken.