I Can't Believe I'm Sitting Next to a Republican : A Survival Guide for Conservatives Marooned among the Angry, Smug, and Terminally Self-Righteous

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ISBN: 9781594032530 | 159403253X
Cover: Hardcover
Copyright: 6/1/2009

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With biting wit and amusing personal anecdotes Harry Stein's I Can't Believe I'm Sitting Next to a Republican chronicles the every day survival of those plucky conservatives marooned in liberal bastions that loathe them, from Manhattan to Hollywood-and even deep bleu France. The result is a conservative's guide to love, work, dinner party mischief and staying un-smeared in liberal America.

Introduction	p. xi
Notes from the Belly of the Beast
My Hometown - and Keith Olbermann's	p. 1
Where even the village idiot reads The New York Times
The Purple Party	p. 14
Or, my wife tries - and fails - to bridge the gap
Friend or Faux?	p. 16
What are liberal "friends" saying behind our backs - and, okay, what are we saying behind theirs?
Dinner Party Mischief	p. 25
Or, how to lose friends and influence no one, but have fun doing it
If You Can Take It Here, You'll Take It Anywhere	p. 28
One intrepid New York conservative refuses to bend over
Kids in the Clutches of the Left	p. 37
Or, how George Washington Carver got to be the father of our country
The WFB Memorial Reading List for Kids	p. 51
What to do about the liberal school system
An Exciting, High-Profile Career in Journalism!	p. 57
Or, be careful what you wish for
In Sarah Palin's Shoes	p. 68
A how-to for getting smeared
Social Work: The Scum of All Professions	p. 80
Enough said
Right in the Land of the Tenured Leftist	p. 83
A job dirtier than roadkill collector
Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places	p. 94
We're talking entire zip codes, congressional districts, states, regions
We're Here, We're Republican, Get Used to It	p. 104
Republicans are 45,000 strong in San Francisco, nearly II percent of registered voters! (Only 19 percent behind "decline to state")
My Wife Tries Again - and Fails - to Bridge the Gap	p. 117
Reaching out to a beloved liberal spiritual healer
Broadcasting from the Occupied Territory	p. 120
Taking no prisoners in a town that doesn't believe in jails
Safety in Numbers	p. 130
There are safe houses to be found, even in Madison
Shoot-Out over the Holiday Table	p. 133
Or, leave the gun, take the turkey leg, and take your damn politics with you
Liberalism as a Mental Disorder	p. 143
A few brilliant souls finally make sense of it all!
Hollywood: Where Everyone Learns the Terrible Lessons of the Blacklist (Selectively)	p. 152
But, for a few, principle matters more in life than in the movies
I Try - and Fail - to Bridge the Gap	p. 161
I Have Seen the Future (and It Stinks of Garlic)	p. 164
Being a red-state kind of person in a bleu-state kind of world
Making Book as a Despised Minority	p. 170
Survival through perseverance, luck, and publishing books millions of Americans want to read
Our Guaranteed First Amendment Right to Tell 'Em to Shove It!	p. 180
Index	p. 189
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I Can't Believe I'm Sitting Next to a Republican : A Survival Guide for Conservatives Marooned among the Angry, Smug, and Terminally Self-Righteous

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