Men Should Never . . . (A How-NOT-to Guide for Today's Man)

Let's face it-with the constantly changing ideas of manly perfection, men today need all the help they can get. When left to their own defenses, they strike out in fashion, food, and even speaking. At a time when competition for women's affection and approval is at its peak, what's a man to do? Men Should Never . . . authors Clare Woodcock and Helena Owen offer plenty of "what-not-to-do's" to enlighten disoriented men everywhere. For example, men should never " Wear tassels, anywhere " Press flowers to make their own greeting cards " Wear bulky sweaters tucked into belted jeans " Have visible nose hairs " Wear socks with sandals Filled with snappy faux pas, Men Should Never . . . is a witty satire on the life and behavior of men at their worst.