Never Sniff a Gift Fish

More humerous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, fishing, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.

Patrick F. McManus has written twelve books and two plays. There are nearly two million copies of his books in print, including his bestselling They Shoot Canoes Don't They?; The Night The Bear Ate Goombaw; and A Fine and Pleasant Mystery. He divides his time between Spokane, Washington, and Idaho.

Blowing Smoke	p. 1
Poof-No Eyebrows!	p. 10
I Fish; Therefore, I Am	p. 20
Running on Empty	p. 26
The Cat and the Cat Burglar	p. 33
Salami on Rye and Hold the Wild Gobo	p. 41
Two-Man-Tent Fever	p. 49
Fish Poles, and Other Useful Terminology	p. 56
The Man Who Notices Things	p. 64
The Elk Trappers	p. 73
The Short Happy Life of Francis Cucumber	p. 83
The Arkansas Prank Hound	p. 91
Well, Excuuuuse Me!	p. 98
The Mountain Car	p. 103
The Christmas Hatchet	p. 114
The Night Grandma Shot Shorty	p. 121
The Kindest Cut of All	p. 126
The Bush Pilots	p. 135
Share and Share Alike	p. 144
Never Sniff a Gift Fish	p. 151
Backseats I Have Known	p. 159
Edgy Rider	p. 166
Strange Scenes and Eerie Events	p. 178
The Hunters' Workout Guide	p. 184
Temporary Measures	p. 191
The Fibricators	p. 196
The Family Camper's Dictionary	p. 203
The Big Match	p. 210
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Never Sniff a Gift Fish

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