Notes to My Future Husband

Based on the incredibly popular blog of the same name - but with 60% new content - this book offers up tips for a contemporary marriage in which sex, family, and tolerating each other's bad habits are handled with scathing accuracy. It's a picture of an ideal relationship for a new generation of married couples: alternately grotesque, sexy, silly, and sexually permissive, but above all, built on mutual respect and honesty: I promise: to never comment on your bad breath, as long as you don't come near me with bad breath.We're going to make a lot of parenting mistakes: Let's not make putting leashes on our children when we go to the mall one of them.Your job: I know I'm the 'free spirited one', but you're not allowed to be doing something that makes you miserable. Sorry. We'll f**'in live in a box, it's fine.