Parasail Island and the Sons of Beaches Disastrously Funny Stories

Parasail Island is the realm of greedy boat captains and beach bums, of clueless tourists and merry drinkers toasting gorgeous sunsets. The overly cautious Captain Wiff has to go toe-to-toe with the young, reckless Captain Brad. Will their fighting trigger a disaster at sea? The rest of their crew at The Palm are down for all kinds of adventurous run-ins, whether with hammerheads or the Cuban airforce or loaded investors. Check out their crazy party antics at the Gasparilla Street Festival!

Ronnie Roberts is a lifelong denizen of Clearwater Beach. Since the invention of parasailing in the 70s, his community has grown from a tiny backwater to a bustling hub of giant hotel resorts. Ronnie is a soft-spoken surfer dude with flaxen hair and a weather beaten face who loves dogs and believes in positivity. He owns and operates a busy water sports business and a local airplane company. Parasail Island and the Sons of Beaches is his debut novel. Ronnie is a sunny fellow who claims to have led a quiet, uneventful life. Except for the day he had to land a burning Cessna at the nearby resort, of course! And another day when a whole story of his apartment building floor exploded, killing some of his neighbors, and he had to carry a firefighter and other residents out of the flames (after going back in with the firefighter's radio). Not the only time he made national headlines, either: one of his jet ski rentals had a manufacturing defect and actually blew up with a customer aboard! But we could just keep a lid on all such explosive material and say that Ronnie's life has been clear sailing... Parasailing, that is!