The Rant Zone

In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, the best-selling author and Emmy Award-winning talk show host makes hamburger out of society's most sacred cows as only he can. This time around, Miller takes on child stars with rap sheets, women with bigger muscles than his own, God, and, yes, football.

Child Stars

Mikey Hates It!

1

(4)

`50s Television

A Golden Shower of Praise for TV

5

(4)

Women in Sports

Jocks without Cups

9

(4)

Alt. Medicine

Gingko, Shminko!

13

(4)

Lousy Jobs

Minimum Wages of Sin

17

(4)

Revenge

I Just Called to Say ``Fuck Off''

21

(4)

God

High and Mighty Pissed

25

(4)

Patriotism

Of Thee I Snarl

29

(2)

The Penis

Schlong's Day Journey into Night

31

(4)

Man's Dark Side

Satan's Little Helpers

35

(4)

Education

Schools for Scandal

39

(4)

Friendship

Pal Denny

43

(2)

Elvis

Memphis Slim...or Fat

45

(4)

Female President

Anything He Can Do, She Can Do Better

49

(4)

Insurance Companies

A Premium Screwing

53

(4)

Auto Shopping

That New-Car Stench

57

(4)

Big Government

Time to Tighten the Beltway

61

(4)

Travel

All the Discomforts of Home

65

(4)

The Sopranos

Mob Rules

69

(4)

Horror Movies

Freddle Gets the Finger

73

(4)

Rage

Mad as Hell and Not Going to Fake it Anymore!

77

(4)

The English language

Me Talk Real Good

81

(4)

Show Business

Hollywood and Vain

85

(4)

Intolerance

Twelve Million Angry Men

89

(4)

Music Business

A Sound Divestment

93

(4)

The Clintons

Is He Gone Yet?

97

(4)

Shrinks

Psychiatric Couch Potatoes

101

(4)

Credit/Debt

Bet You Can't Borrow Just One

105

(4)

Hipsters

Good-Bye, Cool, Cool World

109

(4)

Extreme Sports

Don't Try this at Home... We Really Mean it this Time

113

(4)

Media/Privacy

Up Next: Your Colonoscopy on 20/20!

117

(4)

Buying Stocks

Tips for Investing in A Bullshit Market

121

(4)

Reality Shows

Surviving Survivor

125

(4)

Tobacco Industry

Where there's Smoke, there's Profit

129

(4)

TV Ads

Life is A Pitch

133

(4)

Crime and Punishment

He Got the Sofa...and the Chair

137

(4)

Death

The Big Snooze

141

(4)

Civil Disobedience

To the Barricades...in SUVs

145

(4)

The Energy Crisis

California Reamin'

149

(4)

Anxiety

Don't Panic...Oops, You're Right, Panic

153

(4)

Bureaucracy

Living and Dying in Triplicate

157

(4)

Marriage

Wedding Diss

161

(4)

Why Football Has Replaced Baseball as the National Pastime

``Well, Isn't it Obvious?''

165

(4)

The Super Bowl

``The Main Event''

169

(4)

The XFL

Wrestling with Your Subconscious

173

(6)

Fans

You're No. 1!

179

(4)

Sports Talk

First-Time Caller, Long-Time Ranter

183

(6)

Sex in D.C.

Just the Tip of the Vice-Berg

189

(4)

Remorse

Everybody's Guilty...Except O.J.

193

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