Sexual Bloopers An Outrageous, Uncensored

Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"?Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!

Michele Horwitz is a cartoonist, editorial illustrator, and consultant. She is the author of Sexual Bloopers.

Foreplay
The Birds and the Bees
Tales from Puberty and the age of Innocencea
Can in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush20/20 Hindsight
A Down-and-Dirty Mother's Day
The Bee-Wildered Little Princess
The Strung-Out Virgin
Sex After Sixty...'Ensured'
Getting it on over the Hill
Granny and Her 'Goy' Friend
The 'X' in Rx
The Aging Tooth Fairy
Par for the (Inter)Course
Pages from the Family Album
Those Memorable Moments You'd Rather Forget
Momma's Boy
Cat's Got Yer Tongue
The Off-Color Coloring Book
Thanksgiving Leftovers
Jingle Balls
Pets will be Pets
The Untamed Side of Animal Behavior
My Unforgettable Cat-Astrophe
A Little Birdie Told Them
Mutt-Ternal Instincts
A Shocking TailHot Dog!
Party of one
When Masturbation Invites Disaster
Last Will and Testicle
A Long Time Cumming
Mom's X-Rated ZZZs
Coming Clean
The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Squish
Screwed, But Good
The big 'Whoops' In a Little Whoopee
A Man-'Maid' Disaster
Cabin Fever
Daddy's (Not So Innocent) Little Girl
Conversation Interruptus
Oops and the UPS Man
Once Upon a Tryst
When the Story ends Unhappily Ever After
The Buzz at Garden Gables Inn
My (Not So) Secret Cross-Cuntry Affair
From Here to Emergency
Best (Un)Laid Plans
Falling Head Over Heels
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
The Price Nice Girls Pay for Being Naughty
Getting Nailed
Too Much of a Good Thing
The Flaming Queen
Finger-Lickin' Good
Armed and Dangerous
Props and Flops
Satisfaction (And Problems) Guaranteed
That Sinking Feeling
Of Human Bondage
Do Not Disturb
Great X-pectations
International Arrivals: United States of Erotica
Flirting with Disaster
Dangerous Liaisons and other Near-Fatal Attractions
The Wild, Wild West
Class of '65 -- Ass of '95
Shower 'Head' Fiasco
The (Not So) Great Outdoors
Paradise Lost
Climax
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Sexual Bloopers An Outrageous, Uncensored Collection of People's Most Embarrassing X-Rated Fumbles

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