Sorry I Humped Your Leg (and Other Letters from Dogs Who Love Too Much)

Comedian Jeremy Greenberg is at it again with another hilarious collection of full-color photos and apologetic letters from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done!
 

The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs.
 
Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon.
 
Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.
 

 
 

Jeremy Greenberg is the best-selling author of 9 humor books, an award-winning parenting blogger, as well as an internationally headlining stand-up comedian and joke writer. When not traveling, Jeremy is at home in San Diego demonstrating alpha-male behavior to his twin 8-year-old sons -- mostly by saying "whatever" and leaving the room whenever his wife says that he's incorrectly loaded the dishwasher. www.jeremygreenberg.com