Welcome to JesusLand! (Formerly the United States of America) Shocking Tales of Depravity, Sex, and Sin Uncovered by God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist

In the sacred and honorable tradition of The Onioncomes a hilarious and outrageous collection of 'Church Newsletters'that gleefully skewer America's religious right.The Godly ministers at Landover Baptist Church (Guaranteeing SalvationSince 1612!) have been sending out their newsletters for years,helping save those headed for damnation from falling into the devil'sclutches. Making sure that no Christian is left behind and that allnon-believers burn in Hell, Pasto Deacon Fred and his band of merrywhite preachers share such righteous wisdom as 'How children can win aPlaystation reg; 3 by accepting jesus Christ as their personalSaviour' and 'How to prevent from turning Macy's into NeverlandRanch.' Complete with Bible Quizzes, Sacreligious Sidebars and mugshots of America's damned, Welcome to Jesusland! Is sure to bcome aclassic of religious and political humour - while cleansing heathensfrm the Earth (or at least from those pesky BlueStates).