Women Should Never . . . (A How-NOT-to Guide for the Modern Woman)

Essential reading for all modern women who question the appropriateness of thong leotards, Women Should Never . . . is the life-saving guide of what not to do. Women Should Never . . . is a lighthearted instruction manual that steers today's woman away from horribly crude and unacceptable behaviors such as wearing leg warmers, carrying a small dog in a shopping bag, or feeding her boyfriend in public. Authors Clare Woodcock and Helena Owen stylishly define clear "no-go" areas by saying that women should never: " Talk wistfully about weddings on a first date " Name their children after soap stars " Call their husbands "Dad" Women Should Never . . . pairs succinct and funny wisdom with spare, amusing illustrations to be every woman's guide to living in modern times.