You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
, by Rivenbark, CeliaNote: Supplemental materials are not guaranteed with Rental or Used book purchases.
- ISBN: 9780312363024 | 0312363028
- Cover: Paperback
- Copyright: 9/14/2010
From the author of the bestselling classics Wers"re Just Like You , Only Prettier , and Bless Your Heart, Tramp , comes a collection of essays so funny, yours"ll shoot cors"cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:'˘ Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate'˘ How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life'˘ Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering'˘ Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?'˘ Get yer Wassail on: Itrs"s carolinrs" time'˘ Airlines serving up one hot mess'˘ Action figure Jesus'˘ Why Clay Aiken ainrs"t marrying your glandular daughter'˘ And much more!Complete with a treasure trove of Celiars"s genuine southern recipes,You Canrs"t Drink All Day if You Donrs"t Start in the Morningis sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.