How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist (and if he is, should you break up with him?)

Let's face it-lust can seriously impair your judgment. It's hard enough for most women to meet a sane, single, straight specimen-who has time for a psychoanalytic debriefing with a hot new guy on the horizon? Enter Patricia Carlin's hilarious and handy guide, How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist. There's a fine line, as Pat says, between a quirk and a severe personality disorder. Is he a pedophile or is he just good with kids? A cross between The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, The Rules, and He's Just Not That Into You, How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist teaches women to identify the warning signs associated with a spectrum of Mr. Wrongs, from cult leaders to closeted homosexuals, passive aggressives, polygamists, Scientologists, and avowed Trekkies. (Warning sign? You're his "first." Should you dump him? Sure, chances are if you want him back, he'll be available.) More importantly, this irreverent, outrageous "guide" offers tips on whether you should hang onto these guys or quickly and safely dump them.

Patricia Carlin is a writer and illustrator who lives in Ardmore, Pennsylvania.