Love and Marriage

Love-sick individuals who are tired of spending money on worthless therapy sessions and self-help books can finally stop looking for answers to their romantic woes! Here they are! Love And Marriage: The Naked Truth Now Revealed goes where no counselor or author has gone before: The garbage can of your soul. The discarded leftovers of your last romance speak volumes as to why you're presently depressed and seething with rage at the same time. And boy do they reek! The authors/relationship anthropologists will spare no emotional expense getting to the bottom of your losing ways when it comes to Love and marriage [Two totally separate things by the way - see Chapter Eight!].Speaking with the authority that comes not from college degrees or fancy titles such as "lifestyles coach," "psychoanalyst," or "divorce attorney," but rather from actual down-and-dirty personal experience, Banks and Buchler will tell you exactly why you've lost in the game of Love and how to overcome your obvious deficiencies when you're ready to try again."But how can they help me if they don't even know me?" you might ask. Easy! They've been there and made the same mistakes you did and lived to tell about it. But instead of getting drunk over their misfortunes, or worse, broadcasting their misery on Facebook, they sacrificially and diligently chronicled their experiences in order to serve the greater good. The greater good in this case being the need to fill their bank accounts and solve your personal problems - a definite win-win for everyone!Subtitled The We-Help-You Because You Can't Help Yourself Book, this breakthrough volume takes the Love-struck loser through all the stages of Love's nasty game. Starting with the first time you fell in Love then started trying to make Love, you'll see step-by-step where and when you failed in your relationships and how to pick up the pieces. Because obviously if you could figure out on your own why you've been dumped (again), you wouldn't be checking out ebook sellers or scouring the aisles of your local book store in your lounge pants and brightly-colored plastic footwear looking for answers. Thankfully, that's what Banks and Buchler are here for!Thinking of marriage? Already too late? Thinking of having an affair? Already too late? Seriously considering the finality of "Till death do us part?" They have you covered. The good news is that it's never too late to learn valuable lessons when it comes to the game of Love. How's that? As the authors themselves confess, we humans are so helpless when it comes to Love that we will valiantly try to get up again and again no matter how hard it hurts when our latest relationship ends in yet another soul-scorching failure. So whether you're a first-time loser or a multiple loser (like the authors!), you'll surely benefit from the insight they provide and be able to laugh along with them at your own ineptitude when it comes to dodging Cupid's arrows. And if you can't tell if they're laughing with you or at you, don't worry: They've provided plenty of footnotes to drive their points home - and included lots of free bonus material to show just how much they care. Snicker, snicker...