How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

You can be little, and you can be old, but that doesn't mean you have to be a little old lady.We've all seen her. She's hunched forward, her blue hair is tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet, she's clutching expired coupons, and she's discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 m.p.h.Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember 15-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough.How Not to Become a Little Old Ladyis for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood, and it's the perfect, lighthearted gift to give women in danger of slipping into those awful little old lady tendencies. The charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman perfectly capture the senior syndrome. Say good-bye to little old ladies who pass off their liver spots as beauty marks and say hello to this fresh and fun gift book.

Mary McHugh is the author of seven books, is a contributor to SeniorWomen.com, and has written for such publications as the New York Times and Good Housekeeping. She lives in Chatham, N.J.Adrienne Hartman has illustrated five books and has created illustrations for the New York Public Library and for magazines such as Parents and Gourmet.