Spun Monkey's Digest

Monkey Business Break Time. Hang on a sec... (chop-chop-chop) So ... um ... (line 'em up, Monkey. Like little white ducks sitting all in a row) what was I saying ... excuse please ... (snort-snort-sniff-sniff-shake it back- soak it in) ...Oh yes ... (Spun Monkey rushing my simian balls off). Whew! Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I was explaining why the Spun Monkey's Digest is the way it is. Because well, first off: I'm a monkey. And I'm spun. Like a monkey and next off: I get distracted easily. Really at the drop of a hat... pass the hat... Cat in the Hat ... good marching powder ... Monkey like...