The Best Ever Book of Emirati Jokes

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Emirati jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Emirati Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Emirati Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Emirati joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Emirati jokes; you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Emiratis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An evil genie captured an Emirati and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.The Emirati brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!***Did you hear about the Emirati who wore two jackets when she painted the house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why do Emiratis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.***