The Best Ever Book of Finnish Jokes

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Finn jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Finnish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Finnish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Finnish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Finnish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Finns wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An evil genie captured a Finn and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.The Finn brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!***Did you hear about the Finn who wore two jackets when she painted the house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why do Finns laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.