The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mike Young jokes is for you. While this book, appears to be aimed at a specific group, it's not. It's designed to show how jokes are funny regardless of the target-even if it's you.In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. This book of Mike Young jokes is so unoriginal, it's actually original. And, if you don't burst out laughing (or at least get a smile on your face), from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.For example:Why does Mike Young wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An Mike Young and Diane Young were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. Mike Young turned to Diane Young and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.""Why would you want me to do that?," asked Diane Young."I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied Mike Young.Diane Young said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"***Why did Mike Young two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why does Mike Young laugh three times when he hears a joke? Once when it is told to him, once when it is explained to him, and once when he understands it.