The Best Ever Book of Mitt Romney Jokes

If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mitt Romney jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mitt Romney Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Mitt Romney jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mitt Romney joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Mitt Romney jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why does Mitt Romney wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***How do you tell if it is really cold outside?Mitt Romney has his hands in his own pockets. ***Mitt Romney: "My dog fell down a hole and I had to shoot him."His cousin: "Did you shoot him in the hole?"Mitt Romney: "No, in the head."***What do you have when Mitt Romney is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.***What's a definition of disappointment?A bus with Mitt Romney and her relatives going off the edge of a cliff-with one empty seat.