The Best Ever Book of Newt Gingrich Jokes

If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Newt Gingrich jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Newt Gingrich Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Newt Gingrich jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Newt Gingrich joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Newt Gingrich jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why does Newt Gingrich wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***How do you tell if it is really cold outside?Newt Gingrich has his hands in his own pockets. ***Newt Gingrich: "My dog fell down a hole and I had to shoot him."His cousin: "Did you shoot him in the hole?"Newt Gingrich: "No, in the head."***What do you have when Newt Gingrich is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.***What's a definition of disappointment?A bus with Newt Gingrich and her relatives going off the edge of a cliff-with one empty seat.