Blame My Zodiac Guide Book

A very real, not-at-all made-up guide to the stars. This half journal/half guide book is filled with countless scientific reasons that you can’t be held responsible for screwing up whatever you just screwed up. It’s your zodiac’s fault. Consider this a zodiac book for the real world–because sometimes the stars just don’t align. Honestly though, that’s probably good because the sky would look super weird if they did. Includes 304 pages of useful information like compatibility charts, horoscopes, and other celestial-based excuses.

Features places to journal about the ways that the stars have made your friends & family impossible to deal with.
Book measures 4.3” by 5.875” by 0.8” (109mm x 149mm x 20mm)

Brass Monkey Vintage-inspired Smartassery Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.