Doctor Whom The Zero Tolerance Approach to Parodication

Dr. Whobetter watch out--Doctor WHOM is here! He's the grammatically correct TimeLord (or should that be Time Lord? Or Timelord?) who has come to save Earth from theterror'sof sloppy syntax and bad grammar. With his intrepid assistant by his side, Whom's on a mission to correctgreengrocerssign's, the errors of popular fiction, and government memos (memoes?).If he fails, the results are dire: inaccurate and lazy communication will rip apart the very fabric of the space time continuum. And one thing's for sure: he's not ready to eat, shoot, and leave before the job is done.