Uncle John's Presents Book Of The Dumb 2
, by Scalzi, John Michael
- ISBN: 9781592232697 | 1592232698
- Cover: Paperback
- Copyright: 11/11/2004
In this much-anticipated sequel to the bestselling Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb, author John Scalzi casts a wide net to bring readers more mind-boggling dumbosities perpetrated by dumb-doers.Dumbness knows no bounds: it comes in all shapes, sizes and colours from every outpost of the planet. To prove that dumb is no flash in the pan, the author digs into history to shine a light on some of history's most ill-advised blunders and bloopers, revealing that people have always had an unfortunate knack for inane, inept and downright dumb behaviour.
| Introduction | xvii | ||||
| CHAPTER 1 BIG DUMMY ON CAMPUS | |||||
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| CHAPTER 2 BLAME IT ON THE FAME | |||||
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| CHAPTER 3 CHUG-A-LUG! | |||||
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| CHAPTER 4 DUMBING IN THE FAMILY | |||||
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| CHAPTER 5 EDU-MA-CATION | |||||
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| CHAPTER 6 GOVERNMENT GOOFS | |||||
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| CHAPTER 7 HI-TECH HALF-WITS | |||||
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| CHAPTER 8 A HUNK, A HUNK OF BURNIN' DUMB | |||||
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| CHAPTER 9 THE LAW IS BLIND, NOT DUMB | |||||
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| CHAPTER 10 MORONS AND MOTOR VEHICLES | |||||
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| CHAPTER 11 OUTSMARTED BY ANIMALS | |||||
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| CHAPTER 12 POLITICAL PINHEADS | |||||
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| CHAPTER 13 ROMANCING THE STONED | |||||
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| CHAPTER 14 SEX AND OTHER NAKED ACTIVITIES | |||||
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| CHAPTER 15 STUPIDITY IS MY BUSINESS, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD | |||||
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| CHAPTER 16 THE THRILL OF VICTORY, THE AGONY OF STUPIDITY | |||||
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| CHAPTER 17 TILL DUMB DO US PART Goin' to the Chapel and We're Gonna Steal the Candleholders | 278 | (14) | |||
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| CHAPTER 18 TIPS FOR STUPID CRIMINALS | |||||
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| CHAPTER 19 TRAVEL TRAVAILS | |||||
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| Answers | 239 | (91) | |||
| The Last Page | 330 |
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