Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

Sir Fartsalot’s on a quest to defeat a villain most foul!Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his naughty son Prince Harry, who loosens the tops on all the Royal Pepper Shakers, teases the moat monster, and prefers magic tricks to rescuing fair damsels. Even Sir Bedwetter can’t rein in the prince’s Royal Clowning Around!Enter Sir Fartsalot—the bravest, boldest, FARTIEST knight in all the land! Sir Fartsalot’s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind—a green, ghastly odor that turns up wherever danger’s lurking. Misbehavin’ Harry decides to play the biggest— and boogeriest—prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful, dreadful, repulsive villan, is on the prowl. Harry, Sir Fartsalot, and the knight’s old buddy Sir Knotaclew set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Dreaded Booger, Once and for All!

Kevin Bolger is a writer, teacher and kid lit aficionado (Spanish for -ôgeek-ö) in Ottawa, Canada. He has taught reading and writing to children in grades 2 to 6 for close to ten years. SIR FARTSALOT HUNTS THE BOOGER is his first novel.