A Fable for Critics Or, Better, a Glance at a Few of Our Literary Progenies

The Entire Title: Reader! Walk Up At Once (It Will Soon Be Too Late) And Buy At A Perfectly Ruinous Rate A Fable For Critics; Or Better (I Like, As A Thing That The Reader's First Fancy May Strike, An Old Fashioned Title Page Such As Presents A Tabular View Of The Volume's Contents) A Glance At A Few Of Our Literary Progenies From The Tub Of Diogenes; A Vocal And Musical Medley. That Is, A Series Of Jokes By A Wonderful Quiz, Who Accompanies Himself With A Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Full Of Spirit And Grace, On The Top Of The Tub.