Hollywood, Car Wrecks, Ex-Wives and Other Death-Defying Feats

"I've been thrown from a car, been through a car windshield, been in a car rollover, had my car door ripped off twice while I've been standing next to it, had the front end of my car torn off twice, been in a rear-ender when the other driver (going 60 mph) never even slowed down, and had my car catch on fire while I was still in it. Out of all of that, I only received a dime-sized scar on my right elbow.I also married a spy, a murderer, a hooker, a polygamist, a lesbian, the mafia and an Alien. I married Elvis. I married Marilyn Monroe. And I married Donny & Marie.I talk about the scandalous Hollywood cover-up of Pottergate. And I talk about Mousch-witz, the concentration camp for cartoonists.Voted Best True Fiction Book of 2008 by the American True Fiction Book Club of which I am the president and the only member." says Bruce Baker.Review for the book: "WOW! What a great book! Best Damn thing I've ever read." --the author--