How to Die of Embarrassment Every Day

Ann Hodgman is a funny lady. In this book, she explains how she got that way. But the book only goes up through sixth grade. After that, her life became so embarrassing that writing it down would have caused the pages to burst into flames.

Ann Hodgman lives in Washington, Connecticut with her husband, the writer David Owen, and one million pets.

The Rules Of This Book	p. 4
Do You Like Me Yet?	p. 4
Where It All Started	p. 10
My Animals-Live, Dead, and Stuffed	p. 26
Things I Wanted	p. 43
Birthday Parties	p. 63
Names	p. 82
First Days Of School	p. 96
Sports	p. 117
Playing Outside	p. 133
Scouting and You-well, Me	p. 150
Things I Hated	p. 172
A Few Things Grown-ups Say That Are (I'm Sorry) True	p. 190
A Few Things Grown-ups Say That Aren't True	p. 197
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