I Am Not a Cop! A Novel

Richard Belzerplays the acerbic Detective John Munch onLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit, after first portraying Munch on NBC's critically acclaimed drama seriesHomicide: Life on the Street. In fact, Belzer has made television history by portraying Detective Munch in ten different television series, includingLaw & Order,The Wire, andArrested Development. A veteran stand-up comic, actor, and talk-show host, he appeared in such films asFameandScarface; starred inThe Richard Belzer Showon Cinemax, his own HBO special,Another Lone Nut, andThe Belzer Connectionfor the SciFi Channel. Belzer is author ofI Am Not A Cop!,UFOs, JFK, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Believeand coauthor ofHow to Be a Stand-Up Comic. He divides his time between France and New York City.

Richard Belzer is author of UFOs, JFK, and Elvis and coauthor of How to Be a Stand-Up Comic. He has made televi- sion history by portraying Detective Munch in ten different television series, including Homicide, The Wire, and Arrested Development. Belzer has starred in Fame, Scarface, The Richard Belzer Show, Another Lone Nut, and The Belzer Connection. He divides his time between France and New York City.