I Wish I Never Met You Dating the Shiftless, Stupid, and Ugly A Novel

Preston the Project MishapErnest the Undercover SugarbootyMarvin the Married Man-BoyForrest the Foul FianceWhat single woman hasn't been desperate enough to risk it all in an attempt to find True Love? Vulnerable enough to believe in the whole girl-meets-boy, girl-and-boy-fall-in-love, the-two-live-happily-ever-after, blah, blah, blah? News flash: It never happens that way. Eventually, a girl learns that the road to Mr. Right is littered with more than a few Mr. No Ways.I Wish I Never Met Youis the hilarious, uncensored confession of one woman, reeling from a lifetime of dating disasters -- the blind dates, the nightclub crawlers, the ballers, the liars, and the ugly but earnest suitors. As she tries to sort out what she's learned from the heartache and the embarrassments, she'll have you laughing out loud, thanking God it's not your life while recognizing that you've made all the same mistakes.

Denise N. Wheatley is an avid reader and writer who has been doing both ever since she can remember. She is a dreamer who once thought the reality of being a published author was quite a long shot. But because beastly Corporate America never suited her, she took a chance on her first love and began writing books. When she is not writing, Denise can be found in a movie theater, on a tennis court, in front of her stereo listening to hip-hop, or on the phone giving/getting advice. She currently resides in Chicago, IL.