Jim Dunn

Jim Dunn: Porn King is for anyone who believes that porn and pyramid schemes can solve all government debt problems.Jim Dunn is your average early thirties advertising jock whose career takes a turn towards re-branding exotic magazines, failing internet porn channels and social network pyramid schemes. Running a small-town New Jersey mayoral campaign is the last straw for Jim, and he embarks on an early mid-life crisis.Lucky for Jim, Brad of the failing internet channel wants to retire and is convinced he found the right heir with a passion for shouting ass shots on set. Jim believes that confidence must come from a source other than his former status and he re-brands himself as CEO of Royal Asses, Inc.His non-girlfriend and her a-sexual lawyer friend would rather Jim dedicate his time to their pro-consumerist lawsuits. They want Jim to offer testimony and denounce his former ways of saddling people with insecurities to sell products.Jim organizes fantasy nights for gym teachers and comptrollers, launches a cruise-line and an empire is born. But Corporate America, Inc., a pseudo-government outfit upset with the lawsuits treats Jim to an aqua-aerial view of New Jersey and he is dangled head first over the Hudson River.Who's to blame for Jim's new aggravation? The non-girlfriend and a-sexual lawyer are prime suspects. They have bigger aspirations than protecting the consumer from brainwashing by faux-chocolate bar companies. If the non-girlfriend can leverage her fortune made by hawking refurbished bras and telepathic doghouses, she plans to create a new liquidity crisis to get revenge on her daddy. Whoopsie. In or out, Jim?