Last-Minute Travel Secrets 121 Ingenious Tips to Endure Cramped Planes, Car Trouble, Awful Hotels, and Other Trips from Hell

Gone are the days of complimentary in-flight champagne and cushy sleeping-car coaches on the Orient Express. Say hello to $50 “legroom upgrades” and bedbug-infested hotels. What’s a weary, frustrated traveler to do? Hang tight—it’s Joey Green to the rescue! Last-Minute Travel Secrets contains more than a hundred unique travel tips that may sound goofy but really do work. You will discover how to correct uncomfortable accommodations using everyday household products.

• Uncork a wine bottle with a sneaker
• Protect your car from bug splatters with cooking spray
• Find your car in a parking lot using a water bottle
• Use a motel bathtub as a washing machine
• Muffle the sound of crying babies using tampon earplugs
• Purify and desalinate ocean water with a T-shirt
• And much, much more!

The book also includes interesting and strange travel sidebars and fascinating trivia to keep you entertained until your lost luggage arrives—from Topeka.

Joey Green is the author of more than 50 books, including Last-Minute Survival Secrets, Joey Green’s Fix-It Magic, and Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose. He has written for Rolling Stone, National Lampoon, Time, and more.