Martian Queen

A fantastic memoir by an all-American geek who accidentally found himself on the planet Mars. Video gamer and all around slacker Stewart John Jones rescues the princess of the Martian city of Barris, a place populated by slackers living the easy life. But when Stewart is forced into an arranged marriage after the princess is kidnapped by a barbarous king, he must set out on the quest of a lifetime to save the girl - and the planet! A hilarious sci-fi adventure that will have you turning pages waiting for more!