Misrepresentative Men and More Misrepresentative Men

One single favour do I crave, Which is that You regard my pen As Your devoted humble slave. Most fortunate shall I be then Of mortal men; For what more happiness ensures Than work in service such as Yours? Should You be pleased, at any time, To dip into this shallow brook Of simple, unpretentious rhyme, Or chance with fav'ring smile to look Upon my book; Don't mention such a fact out loud, Or haply I shall grow too proud! Accept these verses then, I pray, Disarming press and public too, For what can hostile critics say? What else is left for them to do, Because of You, But view with kindness this collection, Which bears the seal of Your protection?