My Mom Is a Cougar-Nasty!

This adventurous piece of pulsating poetry and prose point to the delinquency of the American Cougar--not the feline variety, mind you. Indeed, young Mikey has lost a Daddy due to his mad mother's raging libido and lascivious lusts for a young hunk; as a result, his close friend, a pre-pubescent poet dubbed Jelly Roll goes on a holy quest to thieve back the exiled Daddy, hoping to bring regal resurrection back to a broken family made NASTY by a Cougarish Mom. All in all--it's brilliant insanity; nevertheless, it sincerely haunts the conscience with the spirit of sublimity as it speaks to the laughable lifestyle of the American Cougar--a woman well beyond the decency of her right mind.