Never Goose a Moose...and a Bunch of Other Things You Should Never Do!

Here's a book full of sensible advice for young children, spiced with lots of nonsense and silliness in between. Never Goose a Moose...and a Bunch of Other Things You Should Never Do! is a collection of whimsical verse explaining twenty thought-provoking "never-do's" children should beware of. Among them, learn why you should never leave a bug in a jar in your room at night, or why you should never leave two strings alone together, why never to pick your nose without having some tissues nearby and why never to kiss a cow on the lips. Rhyme maker, Marc Kuhn, makes it all sound so laudable and laughable, accompanied with hilarious illustrations by the crafty pen of Lynda Mangoro. Read and enjoy! For sure, you'll never goose a moose. Well maybe once, just for laughs!