Never Shag a Scorpio From Aries to Pisces, the astrology guide to dating

Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?

Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters. Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac.

Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents.

Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as 'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius' and 'A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.

Oli was born in 1993. After graduating from The University of Bristol with a degree in English Literature and Drama, he got a job in publishing, which he is yet to be fired from. He hopes to be married with children one day.

Contents
Introduction 2
Aries 4
Taurus 16
Gemini 26
Cancer 38
Leo 48
Virgo 58
Libra 70
Scorpio 80
Sagittarius 92
Capricorn 102
Aquarius 114
Pisces 124
Acknowledgements 135