One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats Have About Humans

"Humans actually believe they are superior beings. This delusion explains many of the silly behaviors that are so frustrating to us. Some of our best friends are human, but let's face it, as a species, they're limited." Contained in this little human training manual for cats are some of the following topics: Human Inferiority and How to Adopt a Rescue Human; The Dysfunctional Species--Bald, Nearly Blind, with Only Two Legs; If Only They Could Speak...; Why Can't They Wash Properly?; They'd Be So Much Happier Neutered or Spayed!; A Genetic Inability to Mouse and Other Eating Disorders; and Human Selfishness and Poor Service. An essential owner's handbook for felines everywhere.