Rocketship Patrol

In the sleepiest corner of a sleepy backwater of a solar system, on a patrol rocketship well past her prime, rookie police officer Dana Loy is about to cross paths with a snarky ship's computer, a shiftless, drunken commanding officer, a psychotically single-minded criminal mastermind, a love-struck robot out for revenge, alien scavengers suffering from a nasty case of the shell-rot, and an entire fleet of pirates. Her first day on the job may just be her last.