Santa Needs a Vacation

"Santa Needs a Vacation" is the story of my chance encounter with Santa Claus on the day after Christmas. Caught in a blinding snowstorm, I stumble upon Santa's' place by accident. Having just returned from his annual trip and looking quite trashed, Santa seizes the opportunity to vent his frustrations. Dog bit, shot at, and beaten by non-believers, he complains that his job is not what it once was. Describing the many troublesome events from his less than saintly activity the night before. Escaping the seduction of a robust woman, an ungrateful kid, and ridicule from the elves only begin to relate the scope of his complaints. After waiting out the storm, and giving an ear to his grievances, my visit with Santa comes to an end. And upon my departure, he makes a special request for me to relay to people everywhere. Suitable for all ages, but with humor to be appreciated by older kids and adults, "Santa Needs a Vacation" is entertaining and maintains a playful tone. By using rhyme and rhythm in the tradition of the classic Christmas carol, it is a must read for anyone who enjoys a good laugh.