Twisted Tongues Jokes, Comics, Facts, and Tongue Twisters––All 100% Gross!

Say this ten times fast: Big bedbugs bite pet pugs’ butts!
 
Featuring the funniest things in life––like barf, drool, mucus, pus, and gas––Twisted Tongues is an excellent collection of more than 150 tongue twisters, all sure to gross out your parents.
 
Use the Twist Level meters to gauge your skill and challenge others in mouth-mangling twister games. Then enjoy riddles told by two talking boogers!
 
There’s loads to learn, too: Did you know that ancient Romans scraped off their skin’s oil and sweat and sold it as medicine? Ewwwww.
 

Kit Lively is a longtime writer for MAD magazine and other humor publications.
David Lewman is the author of dozens of storybooks and riddle books for kids, as well as a writer of several TV comedies, such as Third Rock from the Sun and Drawn Together.
David DeGrand is an illustrator and cartoonist for the Zombie Chasers series and more, and author of many comic books including Garfield's Comics, Rocko's Modern Life, Popeye, and Sponge Bob Comics.