The Ups and Downs of Toilet Seat Etiquette

"Putendown Bob" battles the universal problem of toilet seat injustice as he guides his readers to the ultimate solution in "The Ups and Downs of Toilet Seat Etiquette". He traces the course of toilet history and cites the social upheaval caused by this evolution of modern life. He uses both common sense and scientific principles to bring forth an elightened rule of etiquette for all to follow. In what will ultimately become the new "bathroom bible" he exhorts us to follow his new rule and eliminate toilet seat terror throughout the world.