Are We There Yet? Tales from the Never-Ending

True, or mostly true, stories of the road from: John Cena, Mark Henry, Teddy Long, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, The Hurricane, Dr. Tom Prichard, Molly Holly, Dave Hebner, Rico, Brooklyn Brawler, Kane, Jim "J.R." Ross, Ivory, Victoria, Goldberg, Tommy Dreamer, Al Snow, Steve Richards, Ric Flair, A-Train, Dean Malenko, Sgt. Slaughter, Chris Jericho, Edge, Chavo Guerrero, Coach, Rey Mysterio, D-Von Dudley, Jackie Gayda, and Big Show.

Robert Caprio while writing Are We There Yet?, listened closely as Victoria explained to him how she ended up in bed with Jackie Gayda and Gail Kim one night. He also learned more about the Big Show’s bathroom habits than any person should. Miraculously, none of the World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars locked him in a car trunk during the journey. Robert currently lives in Connecticut where is training to beat Tommy Dreamer in an eating contest.

Introduction

vii

The Good ...

3

(26)

The Bad ...

29

(30)

... and the Just Plain Bizarre

59

(32)

The Sacrifice

91

(20)

Strange Meeting You Here

111

(20)

The Fraternity

131

(14)

Ways to Be Entertained

145

(34)

Back in the Day

179

(24)

Food

203

(14)

The Bathroom

217

(7)

Acknowledgments

224

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Are We There Yet? Tales from the Never-Ending Travels of WWE Superstars

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