Wedding Bell Trials and Toilet Seat Tribulations

Groggy from a restless wedding night, Frank Fourteen, newest husband to the Queen of Venus, forgets about the toilet seat. Not pleased with the results, his wife, a recent widow to thirteen other forgetful husbands, promptly declares war.So much for the honeymoon.Frank must race back home to Mars, braving his wife's rage, his wife's bounty hunters, and his wife's blockading battle fleet to demand mediation and end the quarrel -- presuming, of course, that he arrives before she finds number Fifteen and remarries.But the hurried trip home may already be doomed. In his haste to flee the palace, Frank Fourteen forgets his pants, and even among artificial life forms, naked Martians get very little respect.* * *"Hitchhikers Guide to Relationships: Don't Forget Your Pants."A novel brought to you by Grey Cat Press